shibby.

shutupaubrey:

i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit

244747 notes / reblog / 1 day ago

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

548998 notes / reblog / 1 day ago

stacylaynematthews:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:

228916 notes / reblog / 2 days ago

kingdom-harsh:

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome)

329532 notes / reblog / 2 days ago

tits-n-t4ts:

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

185351 notes / reblog / 2 days ago

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

146655 notes / reblog / 2 days ago

nerdynerdynerdynerd:

asgardreid:

thestormscrolls:

ok so this just hit me

humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.image

so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?

Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.

image

242121 notes / reblog / 2 days ago

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

229499 notes / reblog / 3 days ago

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